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December 28, 2015 1

Hugot-Hugot Store

  • Scenario 1:
Customer: Pabili po ng ERASER. 
Sales Lady: Anong klaseng eraser po?
Customer: Yung kaya pong burahin yung feelings ko para sa kanya.
  • Scenario 2:







SB Planner will be like

Barista: Sir ano sa inyo?
Customer: May planner ba kayo?
Barista: Aling planner ang gusto nyo?
Customer: Yung handang magplano kung paano kami tatagal at yung walang planong saktan ako at iwan sa ere.

  • Scenario 3:
Customer: Ate pabili po ng sabon.
Tindera: Anong sabon 'ne?
Customer: Yung iwas-sakit. Yung kaya akong protektahan.

  • Scenario 4:
Customer: Ate pabili po ng glue.
Tindera: Anong klasing pandikit?
Customer: Yung sobrang dikit, yung hindi ako kayang bitawan.

  • Scenario 5:
Customer: Ate pabili po ng Salonpas.
Tindera: Ilang salonpas?
Customer: Yung sapat po para tanggalin yung sakit na nararamdaman ko.

  • Scenario 6:
Customer: Ate pabili po ng Electric fan.
Tindera: Anong klase po?
Customer: Yung steady lang para hindi lumilingon sa iba. 

  • Scenario 7:
Customer: Pabili po ng marker.
Tindera: Yung permanent?
Customer: Opo, yung hindi nang iiwan.

  • Scenario 8:
Customer: Ate, meron po ba kayong Alarm Clock.
Tindera: Meron, anong klase ang gusto mo?
Customer: Yung malakas, yung kaya akong gisingin sa katotohanan.

  • Scenario 9:
Customer: Pabili po ng kape.
Tindera: Yung matapang?
Customer: Opo, yung kaya akong ipaglaban.

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November 27, 2015
8 Things You Can Do Kung Traffic

Bisan asa ka moadto, pwerte gyud trapika, matod pa nila, Ang TRAFFIC murag imong EX, bisan unsaon pa nimo og likay-likay, mag-abot ra gihapon mo. everyone is complaining about sa traffic even before pa nag open ang ‪#‎SMSeasideCity‬, nya hapit napod mag open ang Robinsons Galleria Cebu, So, here are 8 things nga pwede nimo buhaton kung mag traffic. Enjoy!


  1. Mo basa --- mo basa og text sa imong katapad. Ou, sa imong TAPAD, kay wala may motext nimo, except sa 8888 or sa 7210. Or kung gusto ka, etextmate imong self, text yourself og “Hi, can you be my textmate?”; nya replyi pod “Hu u?”. Lokohin mo sarili mo, sanay ka naman na niloloko ng iba, right? #ouch
  2. Tan-aw ka og videos sa imong phone, pero ang problema, ga FREE DATA ra ka! Aw, huna-hunaa nalang nga wala ni nimo nabasa. #sorry
  3. Talk to your seatmate, make new friends. Pag talk mo about the current events, ‪#‎AlDub‬, or kung kinsa iyang e-vote for President this election, nya ma fall dayon kay niya kay medyo bright and maayo sya mo storya. So kuhaon na dayon nimo iyang number or Facebook, flirt-flirt na dayon mo, nya magka-uyab, and of course magbuwag. Pagkahuman, eshare dayon nimo ang inyong story sa ‪#‎JFB‬ or uban pang confession pages sa Facebook, butangig title, “Nagsugod sa Traffic, ang Ending Tragic”
  4. If nag kuyog mo sa inyong uyab during sa traffic, make the most out of it, sulita ang oras kay basin last kuyog na ninyo together kay magbuwag namo inig naog ninyo. #MedyoBitter
  5. Pagdala og butong pakwan nya paniti sa jeep while naa sa atbang nimo ang manag uyab nga super ka sweet bisan sobra ka init, pilit gihapon kaayo, while ikaw, single, alone, lonely and bored. Nig hurot sa butong pakwan, kuhita ang manag-uyab dayon ingon, “Hurot na ang butong pakwan, ganahan mo kamo napod akong panitan?”.
  6. Pagdala og kombo-lata, panaygon sulod sa jeep, nya ipapasa ang envelope, anad naman pod ka manglimos, kahinumdum kas gugma nga imong gillimos,? katong maayo nimong pugos nga di ka buwagan? at least kini maka extra-income pa ka.
  7. Mag-COC ka, kay maypa ng duwaa nga lingaw-lingaw raman unta pero grabe nimong seryosoha, samtang ako wala na gyud nimo pansina. Dili ko parihas anang imong troops nga kung masakitan naay Healer.
  8. Pagdala og unlan, or neck pillow nya katulog. Huna-hunaa nga ang traffic damgo ra. Huna-hunaa nga kamo gihapon ato niya, ug ikaw ra gyud iyaha. Basin inig mata nimo, traffic gihapon diay, at least nakapahuway ka bisan gamay.
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November 17, 2015
5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
Dili man sayop ang mo asa, you just have to know the difference between PAG-ASA and PA-ASA. Kay gamayng ligas, pwede naka mahimong TANGA.
Pero ngano man gyud mo asa? Here are 5 reasons nganong mo asa:

 1. Of course, because you like him/her
5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
No doubt about that, but the question is, gusto ba pod ka ha ka niya?
Okay raman mo asa, basta ayaw lang ipamugos ang usa ka butang and dapat kabalo ka kung asa kutob. Dili ni siya pa raffle nga the more Tanga you are or the more ka mo Asa, the more chances of winning.
Learn the difference between reality and illusion.

2. Hatagan nimo’g meaning tanan niyang lihok/buhat5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
Gipangutana ra ka kung nikaon naka, gihatagan na dayon nimo’g malisya, basin diay, sent to many to kay mangita sya’g mo libre nya. Bisan iyang “Good morning” and “Goodnight” texts/chats imong ipanabi sa imong friends kay para ming asa ka nga naa moy “special-something”.
Ayaw nag pabuta-buta, you’re just trying to be selective sa imong dawaton, while you’re in denial nga she/he is really not into you.

3. Nagpakita pod siya’g motibo, she/he is trying to be sweet to you
5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
Okay lang kiligon, ayaw lang og asa.
Maybe yes, she/he likes you too, but maybe pa-fall and pa-asa lang pod siya. or worst, naa siyay lain tuyo nimo, gigamit ra ka. nya kay tanga man ka, aw, nag uto ra pod ka.

4. He/She spends time with you
5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
Pero wala ka kahibalo, she/he spends MORE of his/her time with someone else. Nya busy man si “someone else”, ikaw iyang pampalipas oras, pero imong gihatag tibuok nimong oras para niya.

5. Na-fall naka doh
5 Reasons Nganong Mo Asa
Kung at first gusto-gusto ra to, karon love na gyud. Yes, kung magpangita naka, aw, good luck, na fall na gyud ka. Ang mas nakapait kay, human ka gipa fall, gibiyaan ka og kalit, or wala naka tagda. Ing-ana kasakit pero ikaw grabe gihapon kaayog pilit.

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October 24, 2015

What I Like About Medyo Maldito (Rowell Ucat)

1. He makes everyone around him feels like they are the most important person in the world. Contrary to his screenname, he is really not “maldito”, dili snob, very thoughtful and as much as possible, he tries to mingle, talk and he’s very warm. Dili lang puro banat, but makita pod sa buhat. He calls his fans/followers as friends. Game kaayo sya mo hug if ganahan ka.

2. He has the most amazingly funny and witty sense of humor EVER!!!! He makes laughter harder and “moduot sa bukog” than ANYONE else. Bisan kinsa can try to be funny, but not everyone is gifted with wit. Being witty is a sign of intelligence, one good example of someone nga witty is the great Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

3. He is BRILLIANT, yes, Rowell Ucat. He is multi-talented and we only get a glimpse of it, but still wow. Resto Manager by clock-in. Composer, Writer, Banatero by clock-out.

4. Humble and Down-to-earth. Dili humble nga pinugos or plinastik, you can really tell that this guy is sincere. Katong gikagubtan syas mga tao para mag papicture nya, bisag halimuot, game gihapon kaayo sya. Kato pong nagkakita mi, ana sya “Hala, Wala pa tay picture duha”, he then grabbed his own phone and nag selfie mi. Ako nalay naikog. No wonder why he's too blessed because he has a pure and humble heart. 

5. I love his passion…for everything especially for trying to make everyone happy and be proud of being Bisdak. Bisan sa Singapore sya ga-work, mangita syag pa agi to continue to make us laugh with his relatable hugots. His passion to raise the banner of Bisrock, VisPop and bisaya songs is also unquestionable. According to my source, gisamaran gyud gani niya iyang kamot para lang naa syay reason nga maka file og leave of absence sa iyang work sa Singapore just to be here sa Cebu and to attend the Jukebox Musical Play Gugmang Giatay(which is a big hit) wherein siya usa sa mga writers.


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October 04, 2015

Ngano Lisod Mag Move On
1. Ang fastfood man gani gitawag og "fast" pero usahay kailangan pa nimo huwaton, ang pag move-on pa ka ha. Ang butang nga lisod sudlon, lisod pod gawson. So, take it slow and take your time. Cry when you have to. Shout if you really like to. Maka-move on ra lagi ka!
2. Nahigugma ka. Gihiguma nimo sya. Nagtoo ka nga siya na. Nag-expect ka. Matod pa’ng William Shakespeare, “Expectation is the root of all heartaches.” And when the heart breaks, dugay gyud maayo; bisan unsa man siguro ang masamad kay dugay gyud pa-ayohon or it would really take time. Pero if dugay na gyud gani kaayo na, basin diabetic naka tungod sa iyang ka sweet nimo sauna. So, if symptoms persist, consult your doctor nalang para sure.
3. Time Heals All Wounds, sama sa samad, kung sige na nimo og kawt, mosamot ka dugay og ayo, the more you linger sa imong emotion, the more ka mag stalk, mo basa sa inyong mga messages sauna, maminaw og love songs nga drama, aw, dugay gyud ka ka move on anang kalakiha.
4. Nasobraan ra ka ka bitter! Being bitter might help a little but not totally (been there, done that). So before nimo e-let go imong feelings para niya, e-let go usa imong mga kalagot, aligutgot and bitterness. If you’re too scared to lose him/her, you’ll end up losing yourself. So, learn to forgive.
5. Naghuwat pa ka nga basin mobalik sya. Sa sige na nimo’g tinan-aw og #OTWOL, kay lagi niingon man og “Pag mahal ka, babalikan ka.” well, sa TV ra siguro na, kay kung gihigugma gyud ka niya, dapat dili naka niya balikan. Kay dapat sa sugod palang daan, wala naka niya gibiyaan.

Remember this: Not everyone who started with you will finish with you.  And that’s okay.
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September 14, 2015
10 Signs Nga na Friendzoned Ka

Galibog ka if imong crush or someone you like has feelings for you too? Looking for signs if it’s friendship or love? Check out these ten revealing signs. If you have 1  yes or more than a few of these signs, you could be #friendzoned. Pero ayaw kaguol! Remember, if something is meant to be, it will be, pero if di magkakamo, pugsa ninyo.


1. Itupo ka niya sa lain bisan og siya imong ganahan.


Kung iya kang itupo sa iyang kaila or someone she/he feels nga “type” nimo. Kay nag effort sya to find you a date, he/she
a) wants you to be happy with someone that isn't him/her, or
b) attempting to tell you, in a subtle way, nga you’d be better with someone else

2. Ikaw iyang duolan kung mangayo syag advice for his/her #relationshipproblems.


Nope, wala sya nagpa dungog-dungog nimo, wala pod ka niya gipa selos, ngita lang gyud syag ma estorya from someone nga comfortable sya, a FRIEND like you.

3. If she/he tells you about other people he/she likes.


Kusog kaayo siya mo tabi sa detalye about sa person nga iyang ganahan sa office or sa school, or someone she/he met online, congratulations, na #friendzoned ka.

4. 60 percent sa inyong conversation is thru text/chat.


A very bad indicator nga na friendzoned ka kay halos di mo hapit magkita in person, most of time, mag chat/text mo during his/her convenient time pa gyud, in short, pampalipas oras. And most of the time, IKAW, yes IKAW pa ang una nga magparamdam niya.

5. Kung imo syang hagdon og laag or makigkita ka nya it is either:

  1. mangutana sya kinsa’y lain nga mo uban/kuyog
  2. mangita og rason nga dili sya kakuyog
  3. moingon sya og “soon” or “puhon” nalang kung dili sya busy

6. Imong pangan dili man unta San Juanico or Marcelo Fernan pero gihimo ka niya’g bridge.


Kung naa syay maganahan nga imong kauban or kaila or common friend ninyo sa Facebook, hangyoon ka nya nga imo siya ipa ila-ila or mangayo syag number.

7. Taw’gon ka niyag buotan, good friend, best friend but NEVER "sexy" or "hot".


She/He,most of the time targets and appreciates your personality but not your outside appearance, he/she thinks you’re attractive but di sya attracted nimo, walay malisya iyang tan-aw nimo.

8. Kung mang lakaw mo kay pirme sa public place or daghan tao.


Dili sya manghagad og laag nimo nga kamo rang duha, she/he is probably trying to avoid spending any time with you nga tan-aw sa laing tao as “romantic”.

9. Hilig sya mag change og topic.


When you try to open up your feelings or leading to it, mag change sya og topic, or ang pait kay iyang e-try og avoid or ignore; magpa pretend na dayon nga busy sya, dayon ingon og “maligo sa ko ha”, “lakaw sa ko”, “be right back”, ikaw pod tawn gi-lamok na sa sigeg pina-abot sa iyang “be right back”, matulog nalang ka hapit, wala gyud sya mobalik og reply.

10. Dili ka selosan sa iyang uyab


In other words, you’re not a threat.
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August 13, 2015
Jobs for Jo

Welcome to Jobs For Jo! 

Connects great employers with outstanding Josenian candidates! 


I've pulled together jobs from a unique variety of Josenian corporate and executive recruiters and assembled them into job-targeted networks to make your job search easier.

Today, a successful job search is more complicated than having a good resume! Although, resumes are still very important, but you must also do well in job interviews. Being a Josenian is also an advantage, given the fact that a lot of companies here in Cebu are being managed by Josenian Human Resource Staff/Recruiter/Manager.

So here are some job vacancies available as of: August 14, 2015:


A UK-based BPO Company is looking for the ff:                 
(Location: Cebu IT Park)
  • Language Trainer
  • Compensation and Benifits Executive
  • IT Executive
  • Recruitment Coordinator


If nothing above fits your skills, you may fill out your personal information on this link for future references:

If you're interested in applying in any of those job vacancies above, message me on Facebook your name, number and position desired. facebook.com/carldaveang

To learn more about posting your job vacancies, message me on my Facebook account at facebook.com/carldaveang


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August 12, 2015

10 Reasons Why You're Still Single

Being SINGLE maybe is a choice. But sometimes, we can’t help but wonder and ask ourselves why are we still single. Is it because of you, your standards, your zodiac, or you just haven’t met the “right person” that everyone is looking.

So, I list some honest, funny and brutal reasons why “maybe” you’re still single:

1.     ‘Di Pa Nakaka- Move On sa Last Relationship

Admit it, hindi ganun kadali makalimot sa ex especially if marami kayong first time na ginawa when you were still together. That feeling of fighting against your memories and trying to forget everything. Well, may dalawang reasons bakit mahirap mag move on, it’s either na LULUMBAY/EMOTE or NAGSISISI. Nalulumbay/nag-eemote because you know that you’ve risked and given everything for it to work. Nagsisisi because sya na sana yun, pero di ka kasi kontento, and now that he/she is no longer in your arms ngayon mo lang na appreciate how lucky you were to have her/him.

2.     Nadala na Dahil Ilang Beses Ng Nasaktan

The past is a significant factor in how we conduct ourselves in the present or future. Na trauma because of a bad relationship experience. No’ng nag seryoso kana sana pag-ibig, niloko at sinaktan ka lang. Remember this equation: Emotional Investment = Emotional Risk. Dahil ikaw ay umiibig at iibig, prepare to get hurt.  Maybe he/she was not the right person for you, maybe that was not the perfect time, yet. Busa ayaw katagam. Just because you’ve been bitten by a snake before, it doesn’t mean everything on the grass is snake; So never let your past predict your future.

3.     Umaasang Magkakabalikan Pa Kayo ng Ex mo

This is the usual reason for people na tumagal ang last relationship, then walang closure, or maayos na hiwalayan or nag cool off lang. You’re not alone because according to a survey, 51% or over half of Filipinos ang naniniwala that “Love is sweeter the second time around.” This could be true because you already know the feeling to be with her/him and you’re kinda used to it na, and you’re so attached to it, and now the feeling na wala na sya really sucks, so you keep on longing and hoping na magkakabalikan pa kayo.

4.     Ayaw ng Commitment dahil Hindi pa Ready

It’s in our nature to try to pursuit for “something better”, competition is normal for us because we’re animals and it’s part of our nature as well to be in competition with each other, so we always go for something or choose to be with someone na nakakabuti or mabuti sa atin. We try to  wait for that “better person” to come at a “better time” when you’re already ready, when you’re no longer “busy”, and you’ve already accomplished your other priorities (family, career, travel-goals).

5.     Trying to Find Yourself by Being Independent

Being single is not really a big deal. Well in fact, it is the BEST time to make yourself the best version of yourself , to find yourself, to get to know yourself, to work on yourself, and to confront yourself.  Doing what you love and finding your purpose, creating and building a career, be financially stable and training yourself to be independent. Perfecting the ‘I,’ before you start expecting everything out of others.

6.     Ayaw Mong Mino-monitor at Sinasabihan

You hate being asked kung “San ka?”, “Anong ginagawa mo?”, “Kumain ka na?” or ayaw mong magka-jowa na parang confused and frustrated parent daig pa yung papa/mama mo sa sobrang strict at sinasabihan ka ng  “Gumagala ka na naman?”, “Umuwi ka na.”, “Wag kang magpa gabi”, “Sino na naman mga kasama mo ngayon?”  But to be honest, nakakamiss din minsan ang ganyan basta wag lang palagi.

7.     Mas Gusto mo ang Fling, No Strings Attached or M.U.

What is a fling? A fling is a casual “relationship” between two people without the necessary expectations of commitment normally present in a formal romantic relationship.

Most of the time you prefer a fling it’s because of reasons #4 and #6 thinking things will get less complicated . You try to set boundaries and to keep it strictly within limits. Just be very careful and make sure you know what to do when feelings develop and you decided to pursue a REALationship.

Remember, a fling can be fun but it isn’t for everyone. So enjoy it while it lasts and when it ends, MOVE ON.

8.      Mataas ang Standards Mo

Medjo maypagka-choosy ka to the point of setting your standard unrealistically. You’re trying to look for that “Perfect Guy” or “Perfect Girl” material. “Dapat mas mataas pa sa akin” or “dapat mas mataas pa ako”, “dapat ganitong edad”, must have a college degree, “dapat may motor”, “dapat famous”, “dapat maputi”, “dapat sexy” or “dapat macho”. Daig mo pa ang mga malalaking company sa haba ng requirements mo at kulang nalang magpa IQ test and entrance exam ka. Remember, if you want to find a catch, you have to be a catch yourself.

9.    Hindi mo Finorward ang mga Chain Messages

Remember those chain messages sa text or sa Facebook na hindi mo finorward or shinare? Yung “share/forward this to 10 people in 7 days, if not bad luck will fall upon you for 10 years”, baka totoo yun, who knows.

10.    Walang Nanliligaw(for girls) or Hindi Sinasagot(for boys)

Just because you’re single dahil walang nanliligaw or walang sumasagot sayo, it doesn’t automatically mean na pangit ka or masama ang ugali mo. It’s just that sometimes, akala at nag-a-assume ang mga tao na TAKEN ka na because you’re just so damn good looking, blooming and you carry yourself very well for you to stay/be single. But if you think you’re not really that good looking and medjo maypagka bad attitude ka, well, it’s time for you to reflect and do something about it. Okay lang naman magpaka hard to get ka, just make sure you’re not “Hard to Want”.  

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August 05, 2015 3
10 Reasons Why You're Still Single
Being SINGLE maybe is a choice. But sometimes, we can't help but wonder and ask ourselves why are we still single. Is it because of you, your standards, your zodiac, or you just haven't met the "right person" that everyone is looking.
So, I list some honest, funny and brutal reasons why "maybe" you're still single:

1.     Wala Pa Ka Move On sa Last Relationship

Admit it, dili lalim ug dili ing-ana kadali makalimtan ang ex especially kung daghan mog first time nga gipangbuhat when you were still together. That feeling of fighting against your memories and trying to forget everything. Well, adunay duha ka rason nganong mag lisod og move on, it’s either nag MAOY or nag MAHAY. Nag Maoy because you know that you’ve risked and given everything for it to work. Nag Mahay because sya na unta to, pero wala man ka na kontento, and now that he/she is no longer in your arms karon pa nimo na appreciate pag ayo how lucky you were to have her/him.

2.     Natagam na Kay Kapila na Nasakitan

The past is a significant factor in how we conduct ourselves in the present or future. Maybe na trauma na ka because of a bad relationship experience. Kay katong nag seryoso na unta ka’s gugma, gikabuangan ug gipasakitan na nuon ka. Remember this equation: Emotional Investment = Emotional Risk. Kay nahigugma man ka, prepare to be hurt.  Maybe he/she was not the right person for you, maybe that was not the perfect time, yet. Busa ayaw katagam. Just because you’ve been bitten by a snake before, it doesn't mean everything on the grass is snake; So never let your past predict your future.

3.     Nagpa-abot nga Balikan pa Sa Ex

This is the usual reason for people nga nag dugay sa iyang last relationship, then walay tarong nga closure or nag cool off lang. You’re not alone because according to a survey, 51% or over half of Filipinos ang motoo that “Love is sweeter the second time around.” This could be true because kabalo na ka sa feeling to be with her/him and you’re kinda used to it na, and you know how attached you were with your ex katong kamo pa, and now nga nagbuwag mo, the feeling nga wala na sya sucks, so you keep on longing and hoping nga magbalik pa unta mo.

4.     Dili ganahan og Commitment kay Dili pa Ready

It’s in our nature to try to pursuit for “something better”, competition is normal for us because we’re animals and it’s part of our nature as well to be in competition with each other, so we always go for something or choose to be with someone nga mas makaayo or maayo para kanato. We try wait for that “better person” to come at a “better time” kung kanus-a andam na ka, kung kanus-a dili na ka “busy”, and na accomplished na nimo imong other priorities (family, career, travel-goals, etc.).

5.     Trying to Find Yourself by Being Independent

Being single is not really a big deal. Well in fact, it is the BEST time to make yourself the best version of yourself , to find yourself, to get to know yourself, to work on yourself, to confront yourself.  Doing what you love and finding your purpose, creating and building a career, be financially stable and training yourself to be independent. Perfecting the ‘I,’ before you start expecting everything out of others.

6.     Dili Ganahan Naay Mamadlong or Mag Sigeg Monitor

You hate being asked kung "Asa na ka?", "Ga-unsa ka?", "Nikaon na ka?" or di ka ganahan og uyab nga murag confused and frustrated parent nga lupig pa ang imong papa/mama sa ka strikto kung makabadlong nimo "Ni laag napod ka?", "Uli na nya kay gabie na?", "Ayaw pa gabie", "Kinsa napod imong kuyog ron?"  But to be honest, makamingaw baya pod ning ing-ani, basta dili lang pirmehon to the point nga mura nakag matuok.

7.     Mas Ganahan lang og Fling-fling, No Strings Attached or M.U.

What is a fling? A fling is a casual “relationship” between two people without the necessary expectations of commitment normally present in a formal romantic relationship.
Most of the time nganong mo prefer og fling it’s because of reasons #4 and #6 thinking things will get less complicated . You try to set boundaries and to keep it strictly within limits. Just be very careful and make sure you know what to do when feelings develop and you decided to pursue a REALationship.
Remember, a fling can be fun but it isn’t for everyone. So enjoy it while it lasts and when it ends, MOVE ON. 

8.      Taas Imong Standards
Medjo maypagka-choosy ka to the point of setting your standard unrealistically. You're trying to look for that "Perfect Guy" or "Perfect Girl" material. "Dapat mas taas pa nako" or "dapat mas taas pako", "dapat ing-aning idara", must have a college degree, "dapat naay motor", "dapat famous", "dapat puti", "dapat sexy" or "dapat macho". Lupigan nimo ang mga dagkong company sa kataas sa requirements ug kuwang nalang magpa IQ test and entrance exam ka. Remember, if you want to find a catch, you have to be a catch yourself.

9.    Tungod Kay Wala Nimo Gi-forward ang Chain Messages Sauna

Remember those chain messages sa text or sa Facebook nga wala nimo gi-forward or gi-share? katong "share/forward this to 10 people in 7 days, if not bad luck will fall upon you for 10 years", basin tinuod to, who knows.

10.    Walay Nanguyab(for girls) or Walay Nisugot(for boys)

Just because you’re single kay walay nanguyab or nisugot nimo, it doesn’t automatically mean nga bati kag nawng or bati kag batasan. It’s just that sometimes, magtoo or mag assume ang mga tao nga TAKEN na ka kay you’re just so damn good looking, blooming and you carry yourself very well for you to stay/be single. But if di pod ing-ana ka gwapa\gwapo or maypagka maldita/maldito, well, it’s time for you to reflect and do something about it. Okay lang man magpa hard to get ka, just make sure you're not "Hard to Want". 
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August 01, 2015
The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)

 “Ayaw sa’g uyab-uyab, pagtarong sa og eskwela!”, usa kini sa mga sikat nga linya sa atong mga ginikanan aron pagpahinumdum kanato kun unsay angay ug dili angay buhaton, ug kasagaran nato naingnan na sa maong linyaha. Ang uban mo tando nalang kay kapila na gibalik-balik og ingon ug ipa lapus nalang sa pikas dunggan.

 College is a time for discovering yourself and your interests; this alone makes college life tough. Being in a relationship can also be tough. Adding a relationship into the college experience can either make you or break you and may present unique challenges. Balancing your academic and a relationship is part of that challenge.

As Josenians, mangita man gyud ta'g inspirayon, core values palang gani nato daan gaingon na og “I.N.S.P.I.R.E.” Matod pa nila, “Mapugngan pa'ng baha kaysa b*ga”, samot na kung ga eskwela ka’s eskwelahan kung diin gikan kasagaran taga-Cebu nga artista, kung diin daghan og gwapo ug gwapa, maglisod jud ka'g pugong-pugong ug imposibling dili ka mahigugma.
Kung aduna naman gani kay nakit-an nga naibgan, mag duha-duha pod ka'g panguyab or sugot kay lagi ingon sila nga ang pag uyab-uyab makadaut ra sa pag eskwela. Naa poy uban nga dili nalang mag uyab-uyab kay mao gihapon mag buwag ra. Pero masuya ug ma OP (out of place) ka’s imong barkada nga naay partner ug di ka ganhan tawagon og FOREVER ALONE. Makapangutana ka’s imong kaugalingon, College Life o Love Life?

 Sa panahon karon nga mas taas pa'ng linya’s Accounting kaysa sa katas-on sa mga relasyon; mas gubot pa'ng love-life kaysa’s enrollment, lisod tubagon ang maong pangutana; pero adunay pipila ka mga Josenians nga ni take sa risk, nagka-uyab, nagkadayon ug nagmalipayon.
So, here are my TOP JOSENIAN COUPLES who stand the test of time and their College Lives. 
 
 The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Kinneth and Chyzyll (they call each other Pochii) 
Years: 5 years
When and How: 2nd year sila katong nagka uyab na sila

The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Rey and Brenda 
Years: turning 5 years this October 27 :)

When and How: Brenda timidly admitted that she did the first move by adding Rey on Facebook. According to her, “I find him cute kay tungod sa iyang mata, cute kaayo mo smile gud den hilumon kay'g aura. haha”. Formal silang nagka-ila-ila during sa Students’ Night, although they were schoolmates way back in high school pero taken pa daw si Rey ato mao nga wala silay chance nga magkaila-ila. “Siya una nag pa tagad nako, so ako okay lang kay I’m single.”
They started as good friends since then ( bisan crush gyud to kaayo niya si Rey), and eventually, na develop. char.
“…basta dali ra jud kay to nahitabo. I never thought nga ing ani ko ka happy ug ing ani mi ka happy kana ganing "The best kind of love comes in the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time." 

 The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: John and Trixie
Years: turning 9 this December

When and How: They were my classmates sa akong P.E class before, I think mao to nga time nakaila and naka uyab sila ( and in the same P.E class, didto pod nako 1st nakaila akong ex. haha)

The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Miguel and Trish (both were student leaders of their respective organizations and achievers as well)
Years: 6 years and counting

When and How: According to Trish: "It started 1st year (semester ender) around March (kilig2 moments) hahahaha.. uhm, mga May 2009, I think. but ngka kami gyd mga a year after. but we don’t have this monthsary2 thing man gd. We started counting our years together when our hearts collided, and that was year 2009. Crush na nako xa pag ReEd2 (2008-2009). Crush sd d i ko nya. hahahahahahaha ReED Subject pgyd. hahaha So yun, we count it as years since we laid eyes on each other. 2009 till now ”

The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: George and Niki
Years: turning 6 years

When and How: Their love story started 2009. George was an SSC officer (HR Commerce). naa na silay baby, named Noah, (ninong ko) :)
 The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Christian and Cynthia
Years: turning 7 years 

When and How: The couple were part of the Josenian Next Top Model search last 2008. October of the same year sila nagka uyab :) 


The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Aaron and Abigail
Years: 5 years and counting
 
When and How: they were in their 2nd year in college katong gisugot si Aaron ni Abigail. Despite being in a relationship, Abigail was still able to maintain her scholarship as a Josenian READS scholar and managed to excel in her studies. 


The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple: Ian and Kharla
Years: 6 years and counting (minus the months daw nga nag LQ sila :))

How and When: Their love started when they were still 2nd year. Ian was one of the Josenian Next Top Model finalists. while Kharla was an SSC Officer (HR CICCT).

The Josenian Love Story (College Life vs Love Life)
Couple:  Ramon and MJ
Years: 10 years and counting

When and How: their love story started 2005 when they were still in 1st year

 Whether it’s a P.E. class, during Intramural, Youth for Jo, or bisan 1st year pa ka, there will be that one special place and chance where you can meet that special someone special during college. The problem is that a lot of students can’t pick one or the other. Time management can give you and make the best of you during college. Kadagaghanan ka nato mo try og balance sa academic, part-time job, community service, and social life nga maoy maka stressed out na hinuon. Daghan tang mabasahan and madunggan nga ang stress and love don’t work very well together. Before ta mosulod og usa ka relasyon or butang, atong huna-hunaon ang atong mga priorities before mo decide whether it is the right time to consider having a serious relationship.
 
Sa atong tibuok panahon nga igugol sa college, atong pirme gihunahuna ang atong mga plano sa kinabuhi ug apil na diha ang makahimo og family. So of course, college would seem like an ideal time to find love. Pero kun dili man gani nato makit-an, di maguol. Work towards a career because you never know if you’ll have to be on your own. Matod pang Kris Aquino, “Lucky in Love = Unlucky in Career. Unlucky in Love = Lucky in Career.

College is all about finding yourself, learning to deal with stress, working towards a career, and becoming 100% independent. #Adelante
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